So there's this other cat - Garfield - living with me and my humans now. I know what you're all thinking...how am I doing? Well, thank you for your concern.
At first I was pretty mad - who was this smelly cat behind the door in that small room where I sometimes wait for ma and dad?
Then I was perplexed.
Then I was pleased. Does this look familiar - it's in the picture above this one. They bought it for him - don't I look good sitting on it?
The thing is - this guy is no threat to me!
Actually, I've taken him under my paw. He needs a lot of help
About his dirty and smelly coat. I like to think I had something to do with him getting help. I took one whiff of his tail after his first bath (the one where he was covered in something called Fast Orange grease remover and then shampooed) and bit him on the back. Guy - do something with that stinky tail!
His tail needed to be cleaned again with the Fast Orange to get rid of that odor. After that, ma and dad washed his tail again with a stud tail creme to loosen more dirt and bathed him a few days later with a shampoo for oily coats. Finally - they got him really clean. Here's the kid after his last bath (he looks good, huh?)