Friday, February 15, 2013

Campaign Day 3: Who does Chester (or Garfield) or What does Chester (or Garfield) need to

Mew, mew - it's Garfield!

Today is the last day of this thing we're doing. I'm glad it's over - I had to stay here all night coming up with something! And Mr. Smooshyface had this big ol' picture of himself that he pasted on the wall for some inspiration. You see, we're trying to get back into I Can Haz Cheezburger? I think the first time was just plain ol' luck. Here is the lolcat:

I told you to remove these.

You see, Chester didn't even caption this. And the picture? It's from a very popular site called Get Out of there Cat.

Well, here it goes anyway. This is what I came up with:



Whose butt does Garfield have to clean to get on the Cheezburger front page?

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Campaign Day 2: Who does Chester (or Garfield) or What does Chester (or Garfield) need to

Greetings from Exotic Shorthair Chester!

As you may know, yesterday was the launch of the Who does Chester (or Garfield) or What does Chester (or Garfield) need to campaign. The intention of Day 1 was to bring Team CSF to the attention of those people who choose the posts that will appear on Tumblr Radar. Those selected for the "Radar" have a post appear on the right-hand side of the computer screen of other Tumblr users.

For day 2, we have selected Instagram or more specifically Cats of Instagram. My consultant recommended using New York City as the background and to include old buildings and water towers. These appeal to the "hipster" crowd which is the target audience. I also included a handful of "hashtags" (on Instagram) as our Plan B to direct IGers to the entry.

I now present to you the second post:



IF CHESTER POSES WITH WATER TOWERS AND NYC BUILDINGS WILL HE GET TO BE A CAT OF INSTAGRAM? 

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Campaign Day 1: Who does Chester (or Garfield) or What does Chester (or Garfield) need to

Exotic shorthair Chester here! My consultant wasn't happy with the results of my previous efforts (I won't even mention what The Kid did) so we are trying something new.

We are launching a campaign called: Who does Chester (or Garfield) or What does Chester (or Garfield) need to.The Kid and I will find ourselves in certain situations and add captions directed at the gate-keepers of various social media outlets as a way to beg admittance invite them to get curious about Team CSF. Soon, they will find themselves reporting us as spammers coming to the various ChesterSmooshyFace channels/pages/blogs to learn more. Eventually, they will ban us outright tell their viewers/readers/members about us and our efforts will be successful.

I present to you the first posting which is directed at the elusive Tumblr "Radar":



WITH WHOM DOES CHESTER NEED TO SHARE HIS CAT TREE TO GET ON TUMBLR RADAR?

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Exotic Shorthair Garfield: How to play with a crinkle tunnel

Mew mew, it's Garfield!

Ma and dad got to thinking that we needed a crinkle tunnel because we like playing with rolls of paper.

I'm so glad that they got one - I love it!

Now I'm a big boy and I can fit into the tunnel. A lot of people think that it's only for kittens. Let me be the first one to tell you that it's not.

I made a few videos to show you that big cats like me can play with a crinkle tunnel.

Video number one: Slide with the tunnel and pounce



Video number two: Slide on top of the tunnel and hide



Video number three: I think this is the best way to play with a crinkle tunnel! I call it splat and hide